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much like other internet trolls, i gawk at hot news reporters/weather chicks. and a time-tested fact is there’s no better place to get your perv on than Latino news programs.
i know there’s no way to sound creepy while writing one of these douchy diatribes, but i’ll do my best to keep it subtle. Mary Gamarra is by far the hottest chick doing this whole “telling the weather and looking damn good talking in front of a camera” game. the reasons and visual evidence:
- she’s classy
- she’s classy
- she’s classy and looks very fit
hello, not many people in this world can wear a dress like that and not totally skank it up, in public or in television. she seems accessible (i’m probably fooling myself here), like i might have a chance with her (haha). the consensus seems to be that Jackie Guerido is the baddest chick in the meteorologist game. but in my humble opinion, there’s stench of snottiness with her good looks. plus we all cant be like Don Omar and have easy access to her. plus i don’t like her more recent bangs. and she looks like she can let herself go in a few years. I can picture a whole bunch of ho-males like the ones in Hot Chicks and Douche Bags following her around and leaving their nasty stench on her, leaving her even more repellent.
back to Mary. i want her to have my children.
On a similar note, i’ve noticed Karla Ramirez is one of the hosts in that awful morning program Despierta America. For those Who don’t know, Karla used to host Control, another Univision show, about 7 years ago, i think. and she looks great. supposively she had a kid. good for her!
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3149919&campaign=rss&source=MLBHeadlines
Padres, Cubs, White Sox interested in Fukudome
NAGOYA, Japan — Japanese outfielder Kosuke Fukudome told the Chunichi Dragons he will not return next season, saying he wants to make a move to the major leagues.
Fukudome, who became a free agent last month, informed the Central League club of his decision Tuesday.
“I won’t be playing for a Japanese club next season, I’ll play in the majors,” Fukudome said. “I appreciate the fans who supported me for nine years. I hope that the fans continue to root for me when they see me playing in the United States.”
Fukudome is regarded as one of the best outfielders in Japanese professional baseball. The 30-year-old was a key member of the Japan team that won the inaugural World Baseball Classic in March 2006.
FUKUDOME!
FUK-U-DO-ME!
FUK-U-DO-ME!!!!!!
(i’ve made very little mental progress since the 6th grade)
obviously i’ m likely waaaaaay off on the pronunciation, but i’m a postmodern boy, and I can deconstruct explanations as i see fit.
i might cop a Fukudome t-shirt if he goes to the Cubbies.
my previous favorite sports name is of course the one and only Houston Nutt; which reminds me i’ve been meaning to make a shirt with his name on it. also on the list is TJ Houshmanzadeh. and Chris Leak. and Dick Butkus. and Kaka. and a couple of times on the NorthEast Corridor train one of the attendants had a last name Woodcock, but he wasn’t a professional ballplayer as far as I knew.
Other awesome names are Cruncy Black, Young Leak, Old Dirty Bastard, and Brotha Lynch Hung. they are rappers, of course. and Karl Hungus, who is a fictional porno actor in the movie The Big Lebowski.
- i crashed the party in our fantasy football league. My team scored a lot of points this season, but my record did not reflect it. nonetheless, i barely made it into the playoffs and won my first round game in convincing fashion. off to the final four round, i’m headed.
- just in time to get my soccer fix comes the last round of Champions League group play. Yes. Barca, Lazio, Inter, Bremen, Lyon, PSV, and others will be in action today and tomorrow, and I’m putting my game face on (read: sitting on my ass with some junkfood and getting ready to yell “holy shit”, with pipe dreams that i’ll be heading to the gym after the games are over).
- What a game that was between Real Madrid and Athletic Bilbao last weekend. 1-0 los blancos, but Bilbao played one hell of a match.
- The NY tackle football Giants seemed to have clinched the wildcard, albeit with some sloppy plays in between. i’ll take what i can get. i honestly thought we would be a bottom 10 team this year, but they always find a way to surprise. now if we could only beat a good team…
- if you have Gol TV, then you know Ray Hudson, a God among mere mortals. whether if its passionate brown-nosing, erratic behaviour, alcohol-and-sex related outbursts, or what appears to be the sound of him choking on live television, it’s hard to hate the man. Hudsonia chronicles the spectacle, in his very own words. and if you ever wanted to play a Ray Hudson drinking game, well look no further.
